Yokie, you stink

Carter has a problem. He sweats too much - apparently he read in a womens magazine that a cure to sweat is to crack eggs over your body and leave it to dry over night. Thinking this would help Carter did this almost every night without telling anybody. The stench from the dodgy cypriot sewer system mixed with a rotting egg smell of Carter produce a lethal concoction of chemicals, producing conditions that are normally only found on the surface of Jupiter - strangely enough, most women are attracted to this.

This is a picture of myself and Yokie after one or two Mr Brewer Vodkas. Slighlty ironic I think.